Video: Some Last-Minute Lobbying For Ndamukong Suh

Dearest Heisman Trophy Trust,

↵We realize that at this juncture, the Heisman Trophy winner has already been decided. However, we have made no secret of our support for Nebraska’s Ndamukong Suh. This statistical breakdown should weight heavily on the decision. We have also made our opinions known here, here, and here. Also see the majority of posts on this blog.

↵At this moment, mere minutes before the Heisman is awarded, I would like to ask you five questions if you would be so kind to oblige:

↵1. WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS

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↵2. WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS

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↵3. WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS

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↵4. WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS

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↵5. WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS

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↵Your thoughtful consideration of these questions would be greatly appreciated. If the envelope contains a name other than Ndamukong Suh, please discard it. If you feel that you can do so safely, please chew and swallow it.

↵Sincerely,
SB Nation