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Tom Benson: A Premature Ejoculator

by Sean Keeley

As a Giants fan who remembers Jeremy Shockey’s premature celebration a few years back (and which was also saved in gif form for all of eternity), he would have been my first choice for doing the same thing in Sunday’s Saints loss to the Bucs when Garrett Hartley’s gimme-kick missed at the end of regulation. But alas, it was the big man, owner Tom Benson, who was flagged for premature ejoculation. Well, he wasn’t flagged. But his confusion will live on forever.

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