A Gatorade Bath Might’ve Been Less Concussive

An unknown team in an unidentifiable land exults in their sporting victory by tossing a trophy about. Just remember that the coach may not have as great hands as you do. Oops. You already knocked them out. Puts a real damper on the triumph. Come now, champs. People do unspeakable things to the Stanley Cup but “harmful projectile” -- so far as I know -- isn’t one of them.
(H/T to Deadspin)

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