Photo: Cincinnati’s Collaros Botches Extra Point Hold

Cincinnati presently trails Pitt by the score of 38-30, rather than 38-31. How? Well, Bearcats quarterback Tony Pike has played so mortally that coach Brian Kelly had backup Zach Collaros warming up on the sidelines. Collaros has, in fact, entered the game...but unfortunately for Cincinnati, he did so as a holder for an extra point, and his botched hold led to a miss.

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↵“Oh no. Ohgosh ohgosh ohgosh. How does the football go again? Horizontally or vertically? Like a tugboat or a rocket ship? Uh...tugboat, rocket ship, tugboat, rocket ship...tugboat. Goin’ with tugboat. Wait, tugboats don’t fly! OH DRAT!”