There’s math all over this intro. “It’s time to solve the equation.” “But do not tell us our math is wrong.” “Because we are running a cartel, and cartels determine their own math.” The only thing ameliorating any anger over the BCS’s crackpot method of determining a champion are the t-shirt jerseys worn by TCU’s cheerleaders. Well done, ladies.
The Fox Intro Does Not Understand Mathematics
The Rose Bowl is the first announcement, and a predetermined one. Everyone notes that Ohio State has had trouble in recent bowl games. Every Ohio State fan comes a step closer to an inevitable stroke by clenching their teeth and thinking of blood, anger. JImmy Johnson has turned a shade of lavender. We’re off to a fine start.
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