Let’s see, smooth-talking coach at storied football program with recent history of bizarre run-ins with the concept of clock management gets a godzillion-dollar raise ... remind you of anyone?
Mack Brown To Get Straight Paid
↵No, it’s not Les Miles, who commands a mere $3.75 million to do everything in his considerable power to dispel the myth of his uncanny coaching acumen, but Mack Brown:
↵↵University of Texas football coach Mack Brown will be paid $5 million a year, plus annual increases of $100,000, through 2016, when his contract ends, the school’s governing board decided today.
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For this season, Brown is also set to earn $250,000 for advancing to the national championship. Winning the national championship would add $450,000 to his bank account.
↵↵The man came here to make cash money, make sex eyes at Erin Andrews on national television, and chew bubblegum. And he’s all out of bubblegum.











