Understanding Levels of A-Rod Outrage

Been sitting around all week wondering just how angry you should feel about all this A-Rod steroid business? It’s confused, we know. On one hand, this is a guy you don’t know personally, who plays a game for mere entertainment, who did something wrong six years ago. On the other hand, CHEATER! To help you figure out just how outraged you should be, we’ve put together a handy flowchart. ↵↵Click to see a larger version, which you can feel free to print out and put on your fridge so you can remember whether or not to YELL LOUD NOISES next time Rodriguez comes on your television screen: ↵

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