Broncos Owner Explains Cutler Trade

↵Pat Bowlen sent a fancy electronic letter to Broncos season ticket holders to explain why the team had to trade away one of the best young quarterbacks in the league. Really, Bowlen’s just showing off how 2.0 his franchise is, following the unreturned text message saga which (in part) led to the divorce with Jay Cutler.
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↵Bowlen’s letter is riddled with suit-speak and, frankly, comes off boring. Thankfully, I have my trusty copy of Pimsleur: Rich Authority Figure Edition. The previous link will show you what Bowlen actually; below, I translate what he actually means.
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↵“Dear Broncos Fans,
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↵That guy is a tool. A major a-hole. Screw him.
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↵Sincerely,
↵Pat Bowlen”
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↵It’s difficult to disagree with that logic, really.↵