Dennis Eckersley’s Commentary Is Most Colorful

The great thing about putting a microphone in front of a total novice, then subjecting them to the byzantine rules of the FCC, is that hilarity is a mortal lock to ensue.
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↵Curious for an example? Well then yes, Dennis Eckersley would love to demonstrate exactly what we’re talking about (audio is NSFW; earmuffs, kids!):
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↵What, you can’t say that on TV? C’mon, they got to say it in Short Circuit, and that was like 25 years ago (wait a second, that means I’m old)! But at least Eck is a gamer; despite clearly not knowing what he’s doing, he’s still filling in for Jerry Remy as Remy fights lung cancer. So that’s admirable.
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↵It’s just that Eckersley is a long way from being masturbate at the microphone. Err, we mean masterful.
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↵See? Honest mistake.↵