Hello Sir, Please Enjoy This Large Serving of Flying Murder Knee

You may have never heard of Collin Tebo. You may never again. Even if he were to introduce himself to you years and years later, you might not recognize his name or know who he is. That is, until he follows it up with “You know, the guy who took a knee to the face at 75 miles an hour.” Then it’s like, “Oh,

I should have known because your face is entirely concave.”
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↵Via Blood, Booze, and Bruises, your knockout of the day:
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↵The assailant is Nick Pace, with whom you can repeat the aforementioned ballet of unfamiliarity, except it’s “You know, that guy who sexydances after he makes a guy’s head fly off.” Makes total sense.
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