All Shaq Wants Is Your Undivided Attention

I’m not saying Shaq is having a Britney Spears moment in this photo like when she shaved her head. No, I just think the big guy wants some attention.↵↵You see, we’re just two days from the start of the NBA Finals featuring Kobe Bryant, his old running buddy in his Los Angeles days, and Dwight Howard, a big man he’s traded a few verbal barbs (and dance moves) with. And the spotlight for the Big Diesel? It’s just not there at the moment, is it?↵

↵↵Shaq, from a basketball perspective, made his exit stage left months ago. (Side note: It’s at this point that you realize how long the NBA playoffs are. The Suns played their final game on April 15.) And don’t get me wrong, the Moe haircut is a hot look for the Big Shaqtus, but if he wants to go all Britney for some attention, I really want him to go full freakout and maybe try to bash in someone’s car with an umbrella.↵

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