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Come Fan with UsWednesday, June 24, 2026

Bennett Extols the Virtues of Cap’n Crunch

The offseason is long and truly torture for NFL fans. I mean, isn’t it time for camp yet? I know we all experience a little bit of burnout as fans after the draft, but it’s clear that we aren’t the only ones who are bored.↵
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↵Correction: Martellus Bennett, rapping in the video above, is not bored. He’s just being MartyB. You don’t think this man loves his Crunch Berries? Look at what this man eats his cereal in.↵↵If you ever meet Martellus Bennett, your list of potential conversations should span the following: fried chicken, dinosaurs, cereal and spraying Febreze at your pets. ↵

↵↵(H/T Kising Suzy Kolber)↵

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