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Tennessee’s Ed Orgeron Can Fire Up A Cemetery, Rile Up The Ladies

Jun 25, 2009, 6:28 PM UTC

Question for the television executives in the crowd: how on God’sâ†µgreen earth does Ed Orgeron not have a reality show? Actually, how doesâ†µhe not have a 24/7 reality channel? â†µ
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â†µYou like money, television executives. This show would make money.â†µAnd though such a show would undoubtedly result in a torrent ofâ†µsecondary violations against Tennessee it appears that the Hello Kiffinâ†µregime treats secondary violations like Pokémon-gotta catch ‘em all.â†µThis is a win-win. A can’t lose. You are burning hundred dollar billsâ†µright now by not putting this on the air. â†µ

â†µHowever, I would point out that -- according to colleague Spencer Hall -- Tennessee fans are a thimbleful of brown liquor away from post-election Tehran even when a sequoia-necked ogre isn'tâ†µindoctrinating them into a cult, and that this goes double forâ†µthe women. If he could get a crew of Michigan ladies ready to tear the jugular out of a pit bull, then we're talking. â†µ

â†µâ†µAlso, Orgeron fired up Ole Miss to the tune of 10-25 and got fired inâ†µa Willingham-esque three years. So maybe this isn’t all thatâ†µimportant. Unless you’re in TV.â†µ

â†µâ†µ(H/T to Doctorâ†µSaturday.)â†µ

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