The Orlando Sentinel brings us this bit of colorful and unfair doggerel from the side of an FSU fan’s house prior to the Seminoles’ pivotal matchup with BYU this weekend:
Polygamy Jokes/Though Unfair and Panned/ Come From the Mouths/ Of FSU Fans
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↵FSU Must Play↵Game of Their Lives↵Score More Points↵Than Mormons Have Wives.↵
↵Please: don’t these people watch Big Love? Mormons don’t have multiple wives, it’s fundamentalist Mormon splinter sects who have multiple wives. To be fair, that’s a lot of letters to put on the board all at once, and doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as easily.
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