When is someone going to create the Pacman reality show Makin’ It Rain. Seriously, who wouldn’t watch that train wreck? You might get things like:
The Ever Quotable Pacman Strikes Again
[Pacman] Jones starts out the [video] posting on a rough note by welcoming his audience with the news that he’s about to join the fledgling United Football League.“I just signed with the UFL, man,” he says. “So I’ll got to the UFL and do my thing and get ready for the playoff run in the NFL.”
He then receives a phone call and quickly corrects himself.
“I meant to say the CFL, man, not the UFL. My bad.”
Comedy gold. Pac’s no shrinking violet on his own skills:
”I’m the truth ... I’m the best whoever done it. The last four weeks of the season I’m good for at least two touchdowns a game. So you can put me down for eight. You can put that in the bank.“Cowboys fans might be wondering where that bank was last year. Forget the Cowboys though, Pacman’s not interested in returning there, nor his old home in Tennessee. So who’s the lucky NFL franchise that is the apple of his eye?
”Buffalo, that’s where it’s at baby.“T.O. and Pac together again? We can only hope, then they can combine into one singular reality show - Get Your Popcorn ‘Cause I’m About to Make It Rain.
Seriously, you’d watch that.
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