The plan for tonight was to try and remain mildly impartial in provide updates to tonight’s game. You know, mention the stadium a few times, let you know who scored, etc. That’s really it.
‘Circus Comes to Town’: NYG 20-Dal 14
But did you see those last two plays? Okay, I admit it: I’m a Cowboys fan. And the only way I can express myself in the wake of the previous two Giants plays—the first a juggling interception that bounced off Jason Witten’s foot, the second a touchdown catch in which Giants WR Mario Manningham juggled in the catch on his freaking back—is to pound my fist into the keyboard as hard as I can.
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But hey, did you know our scoreboard weighs 1,002,000 pounds? And you can fit two St. Louis Arches in our stadium? And if you put the Empire State building on its side, it—HOW DID THEY MAKE THOSE TWO CATCHES?
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