Early season undefeated records in college football are delightfully deceptive. For instance, if you were a sucker you’d watch the Iowa/Penn State game being pushed by ESPN this week, but you’re not one of the sheeple easily pushed toward their preselected game, are you now?
Game of the Week: Indiana-Michigan!
↵No you’re not, you brave patriot. Why bother with that when you can get undefeated Indiana going up against Michigan. That’s right: Indiana is undefeated! Let optimism ring for Hoosiers fans, even if it was just against two directional schools and Akron. Don’t let it stop Pete DiPrimio from jumping face first into the empty pool of Hoosier football optimism:
↵↵Are the Hoosiers the new New England Patriots?
↵↵What a stupid question. I mean: of course they are! No one denies this, especially because the comparison means the Hoosiers are videotaping Michigan’s secret strategy sessions with hidden cameras as we speak.











