Michigan has instituted aggressive handwashing, filled the locker room with bottles of Purell hand sanitizer, and is having Tate Forcier placed in a sterile bubble during practices to prevent any possible outbreaks of swine flu among the Wolverines’ ranks.
Michigan Just Has a Few Colds, That’s All...OR IS IT SWINE FLU?
↵Rich Rodriguez says thus far the measures are strictly preventative:
↵↵The bug has struck Wisconsin, Florida and other schools recently, and Rodriguez said he sent “a couple†of freshmen home earlier this week when they showed signs of sickness.
↵(Tate Forcier bubble is not real, but may be advisable given how well he’s playing.)
↵“I don’t think it’s the swine flu, I think it’s just maybe a little cold here and there,†Rodriguez said.
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Or isn’t that exactly what swine flu would want you to think? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! At this point swine flu strokes the small white cat sitting on its lap and waits for the world to send it one million dollars in extorted cash.
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