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In Chicago, He Who Dealt It Is Also Fined For It

Sep 25, 2009, 3:20 PM UTC

The issuance of flatus during film sessions is enough of a disruptive force for the Bears that any player who lets one loose is slapped with a $20 fine.â†µâ†µNow, before you go thinking that Lovie Smith has become a taskmaster on par with Eric Mangini, who, if you’ll recall, fined a player four figures for not paying for a $3 water bottle during the preseason, this is a matter of self-policing by Bears players.â†µ

â†µâ†µAt least that’s what Bears defensive tackle Anthony Adams has divulged in a post for a Chicago Tribune blog.â†µ

â†µâ†µAdams has also spotlighted a serial worst offender in defensive end Mark Anderson, whose eruptions could possibly clear out all of Soldier Field. â†µ

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â†µâ†µâ‡¥“Mark Anderson (pictured) might be the worst farter ever,” Adams writes. “He takes these protein shakes, so he smells like little babies do.”â†µâ†µâ†µOoh, a meconium smelling one! That’ll empty the film room for weeks. One man’s emissions could possibly make the team unprepared for an entire season.â†µ

â†µâ†µHopefully Adams keeps a running tally of who rips the most and lets the world know. Personally, Orlando Pace looks like a guy who emits some lingering stale ones.â†µ

â†µâ†µ(H/T to Pro Football Talk)â†µ

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