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Does Greece Still Have Aristotle And All Those Dudes?

Free agent Tyronn Lue, most recently of the Orlando Magic, says he would prefer to stay in the NBA rather than transfer to Greece’s league, PAOK. Some context is necessary here. The Onion’s atlas, Our Dumb World, offers the following headline for America’s entry: “The Land of Opportunism.” Its headline for Greece: “2,500 Years Past Its Prime.” This is all the context you need.

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