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Nationalistic Body Armor, Coming To A World Cup Stadium Near You

by Holly Anderson

Good (well, good given recent turns of events): specialized body armor is being sold for intrepid folks intent on patronizing this summer’s World Cup in South Africa.

↵Better: by “specialized”, I mean “this armor is personalized with the flag of the wearer’s home country.“ Just $69.95 and up!

↵Best: From the sale of each vest, the manufacturer is pledging $1 to “knife crime charities.” (Knife crime charities?) Call today!

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