Offsides: Lane Kiffin and the New Beverly Hillbillies
↵↵Come and listen to my story ‘bout a coach named Lane↵
↵The poor Volunteer was really glad his daddy came↵
↵And then one day, he was shootin’ off his mouth↵
↵And out came the news, Ole Petey had run out↵
↵↵Carroll that is. From the Trojans. USC.↵
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↵Well, the first thing you know when Lane became aware↵
↵The kin folk said "Lane, move away from there."↵
↵Said "Californy is the place you oughtta be!"↵
↵So they left a Vol pup,↵
↵And they moved to USC.↵
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↵For more on Lane Kiffin's move to USC, read thoughts from Dave Curtis and Matt Hayes.↵
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