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Engagement Does Not Agree With Mike Fisher

by Sean Keeley

While the hockey world has known about Ottawa Senator Mike Fisher for the while, the world-at-large only found out about him a couple weeks ago when he got engaged to Carrie Underwood. Shame, because now that everyone is keeping tabs on him, his numbers have gone south. Way south.

↵Via Puck Daddy:

↵↵Before the engagement: 33 GP, 15-14-29, plus-10

↵Since the engagement: 12 GP, 0-3-3, minus-4

↵↵I’d recommend that he call off the engagement but I don’t want a Louisville Slugger taken to his truck headlights. I assume he drives a truck.

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