BREAKING: Brett Favre May Retire

Tremendously shocking news has broken Sunday morning: legendary quarterback Brett Favre may retire.

“If you win, you go on. If you lose, you’re done -- and for me -- that could very well be my last game,” Favre told ESPN’s Ed Werder.

Favre, who has spent his entire career with the Green Bay Packers, has shied away from the spotlight in recent years, telling reporters that he does not want to “go the Minnie Minoso route” with regards to his eventual retirement. When he does retire, the city of Green Bay plans to erect a 300-foot-tall statue of the quarterback cast entirely in bronze. Every summer and winter solstice, the torch held aloft by Favre’s statue will be set alight in green and yellow hues. In its other arm, Favre’s statue will cradle a tablet Mock polls suggest that if he were to run to represent Wisconsin in the U.S. Senate, he would accrue approximately 85% of the vote.