Why Can’t Lady Ski-Jumpers Kill Themselves As Publicly As Men?

So the Olympics are coming up (you may have heard), which means it’s time for everyone’s non-East-German-judge-or-bribery-related scandal: Why are the ladies not allowed in the ski jumping?

↵“It’s almost comical,” Jerome said. “When I hear what some of these people say, my first question is, ‘Do you have a daughter?’ And my second question is, ‘Do you have a soul?’”
↵Actually, my question is, “If these nice girls are so hell-bent on killing themselves in spectacularly entertaining fashion and with the same amount of media scrutiny as their male counterparts, what business do any of us have stopping them?”