Cincinnati Bengals’ MLB Rey Maualuga was arrested on suspicion of DUI last night, and while there’s still no statement from Maualuga regarding the incident, we know this much.
Rey Maualuga’s Mugshot Explains A Lot
↵↵- He hit two parked cars and a parking meter.
↵- He reportedly had a blood-alcohol-content of .157.
↵- He was with an 18 year-old girl.
↵- He was with a second girl, reportedly a minor.
↵↵Considering Maualuga was considered an anchor for USC’s defense during college, and generally a pretty upstanding guy, it’s all pretty surprising. Then you see the mugshot below, and you start to connect the dots.
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↵Look at that smug, self-satisfied look on his face. The long hair, too. Rey Maualuga is a total BRO. The picture says it all. Did he just get arrested for careless driving and DUI? Nah. Looks like he just got arrested for being the man and having a good time. “Sorry for partying.”
↵So, really: Should we be surprised someone that looks like that is hanging out with underage girls and drinking and driving? I say no.
↵(HT: Kentucky Post)












