An occasional guest contributor, Fake Scoop Jackson, would like to say a few words about Lebron James, who turned 25 last week:
That’s Ballin: Lebron Is The Most Ballinest 25 Year-Old In The World
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↵Would you look at that? The NBA’s prodigal son, Grown up. Birthday boy. It’s a celebration, yall.
↵Ballin? Please believe. Check the cast of characters. On the left, Mr. F-A-B-O. Fabolous. Street Dreams personified. Then you got Young Jeezy. Thug Motivation, son. Then, you got Bron goin’ global on ‘em. Drizzy Drake. The hottest thing outta Canada since VC went bananas in Oaktown. What, you forgot?
↵And last but not least. Akon. They checkin ID? Pssh... Just brush ‘em off, Bron. It’s too late to apologize. You killed ‘em softly.
↵Okay, then. Time to pop bottles. Cristal? #Comeonson. We off that. On to the next one. Maybe some Ace of Spades, Belvedere, Rose. But bottom line, it’s Bron. He’s a Brand now. He’s a man now. 365 times 25. SMH.
↵A hearty Happy Birthday to you, King James.
↵And many more, ‘till you forty-four. Preach.
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