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Come Fan with UsFriday, August 7, 2026

Carson Palmer, Meet Futility

Carson Palmer is certainly a stranger when it comes to ignominy. Heisman winner, first overall pick, Pro Bowler, ya dig. But, as Football Outsiders points out, Palmer made some rather dubious history last week:

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Carson Palmer's 11 attempts for zero yards last night were an NFL record for the most attempts in a game without gaining a single yard.

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↵That’s right: Palmer only completed one pass (two if you count the interception he threw) for a grand total of...zero yards. But fortunately for Palmer, he will have a chance to earn a measure of revenge this weekend when the Bengals get another shot at the Jets in the first round of the playoffs, albeit with a banged up Chad Ochocino.

↵For the sake of football fans everywhere, let’s hope Palmer and the Bengals offense remember how to gain positive yards fast.

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