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The magical troll CAM NEWTON has come to your program because he loves Otis Spunkmeyer muffins and the strategems of your trusted aide GUS OF MALZAHN. The magical troll is amazing. He's unstoppable. In fact, he's so good you go 7-0 with him, including a victory over the insane but brilliant Wizard Lester.
But hazards are ahead! You and the magical troll CAM NEWTON have to go venture across the green plains of southern Alabama and northwest to Oxford to duel DUKE HOUSTON NUTT, the mad noble-in-exile. Houston Nutt is your sworn enemy, and he holds a curious power: the stronger you are, the stronger he and his army gets.
You walk for many hours, and finally spy the Ole Miss encampment in the distance. (There is no smoke, as open flame is forbidden in Oxford. But you can smell the Sterno.) You prepare to slip into town in your own uniforms as the number three ranked team in the country, trip their defenses, and claim victory, but GUS OF MALZAHN pauses.
“We’re playing right into their hands if we go in dressed like this. Remember, the stronger we are the stronger he gets. Let’s put on these uniforms I brought especially for the occasion. They’ll never expect it.”
You look at the uniforms. They read “JACKSONVILLE STATE” across the front.
If you put on the Jacksonville State uniforms and head into Oxford, go to page 27
If you go into Oxford in your regular uniforms, go to page 8
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