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It worked! You beat Mississippi, who didn’t know what was coming when the Jax State Tigers, an FCS team, took the field as the Auburn Tigers, completely confounding Duke Nutt’s men and their anticipated and all-too-predictable upset of a highly ranked team. That GUS OF MALZAHN is so smart! I mean, you’re so smart!* (For hiring Gus!)

You and your legions trek the long road to back to your manse on the plains. Mead is consumed; meat is roasted. Victory is celebrated. And yet on the horizon you face another foe: the University of Tennessee-Chattanooga Mocs! you hear the battle horn, and see their war-torches over the hill. You’re tired, and the feasting has sapped your strength...

If you decide to play full-strength, go to page 138.

If you decide to start the backups, go to page 85.

*You probably would have beaten them anyway, but for plot’s sake let’s stick with the conceit.

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