Wow! You totally clean up this town in under two hours, beat up a whole lot of guys with big belt buckles and mullets, and even meet a rockin’ blind guitarist! And you hook up with Kelly Lynch and her amazing dyed blond hair. You’re doing the amazing things only Patrick Swayze was previously thought capable of doing. Congratulations!
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Unfortunately, all that late-night ruckus took away your focus, and Greg McElroy bombs your secondary for 300 yards passing and 3 TDs. They could have drilled a bit more on the passing schemes of Alabama, but someone just had to save the town.
You’ll have to console yourself with the Cotton Bowl against Oklahoma State, and the minor prize of being the new oppressive overlord of the town of Opelika.
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