So they close the Supper Club when Ben Gazzara’s men torch the place for the insurance money. The flames just give you more light to stay up late studying game film of Alabama, who you edge in a close tussle by the score of 24-20. Nick Saban gets so mad that he vows to come back and not only win a national title, but also vows to beat Auburn.
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Then, a week later, he becomes the new coach of the Dallas Cowboys. (See? Lemonade from lemons, Auburn fans. Plus Ben Gazzara has some sweet parties out at his lake house that he invites you to. Serfdom has its privileges.)
This takes you to the SEC Title Game, where you face [MEDIOCRE TEAM FROM THE SEC EAST.] You beat them. There is no other entry for this possibility, since losing to a team from the SEC East this year would be the worst ending possible, and one so ludicrous not even the Choose Your Own Adventure series would entertain it.
Victorious and covered in the confetti of the Georgia Dome, you have a choice of two opponents as the undefeated champion of the SEC. This implies you actually have some control here--and normally you wouldn’t--but GUS OF MALZAHN’s powers are numerous and mysterious.
Choose one. GUS OF MALZAHN says there’s no way you should choose Boise State.
If you choose to face Boise State, who is here because every other major conference champion has two losses, please go to page 216
If you choose to face Oregon, the undefeated champions of the Pac-10, please blur on over to page 145.
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