Every day in America, millions upon millions of people sit down with a bottle of Jack and watch figure skating. Or maybe it’s just me. Anyway, our figure skating blog, Required Elements, has outlined the rules for a drinking game. Olympic figure skating begins at 7:30 EST Sunday, so be prepared. (Note: SB Nation does not necessarily condone drinking. If you do drink, don’t drive. And remember, don’t let anyone pressure you to drink. Only let the rules of a farcical drinking game tell you when to drink.)
How To Watch Figure Skating And Drink At The Same Time
↵Here are some highlights.
↵Take a sip whenever: commentator Scott Hamilton mentions dreams coming true, commentators Scott Hamilton and Sandra Bezic talk over each other
↵Take a shot whenever: someone pops their dislocated shoulder back into place mid-program, Evan Lysacek dresses like a dead bird, a man wears sequin
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