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Come Fan with UsWednesday, July 8, 2026

The Dramatic Luger: What Does He See That We Don’t?

A video clip posted to 12Seconds shows a Canadian luger with a facial expression that is impossible to describe. Here he is, moments before starting his run.

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↵He looks as though he is haunted, frightened; as though he sees a present or future that we cannot. Some possible explanations:

↵1. He is watching Nazis open the Ark of the Covenant
2. This is Canadian Wedge Antilles watching the Death Star blow up
3. This is Speed Racer reacting in horror as Racer X is revealed to be Matthew Fox
4. He is experiencing a flash-forward to a dystopian future in which human beings are overrun by an alien race of 14-foot tall, 130-pound hominids with pointed metal teeth who can not only run really fast, but scream really loud, and do so all the time
5. haaaaa he gots a luge board stuck up he butt

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