Darnell Dockett Reveals Me As Whitest Guy Ever

Arizona Cardinals defensive tackle Darnell Dockett is taking part in Chad Ochocinco’s guerrilla journalism outfit, OCNN, which is capturing on-the-spot interviews from Super Bowl events with Chris Cooley, Ray Rice and, of course, Ocho also serving as correspondents.
We’ll have more of their antics featured in greater detail later on this week, but first a preview, in which Dockett demanded I purchase him a size 3X version of the shirt I’m wearing, as well as guided me through a hand motion which I lack either the grace, self-composure or melanin needed to pull off properly.
I then asked him a couple of pat questions about him being on the other side of the media fishbowl after dealing with it last year as a player in Tampa. He responds, bored but politely, knowing full well I’m yet another soulless media droid in search of a quote. But a droid with a cool shirt.↵