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Come Fan with UsSaturday, July 4, 2026

Tonight, Kevin Martin Will Be Your Naughty Girl

Three years older than Brett Favre, he’s still going strong at his country’s national pasttime. Grandmas want him; men want to be him. Of course he’s a curler: Team Canada’s skip Kevin Martin.

↵He only ventures into public wearing a disguise. He retains a publicist and approaches the popularity of hockey icons like Wayne Gretzky.
“I’m just an athlete,” Martin says, and that is what makes him so intriguing. Because he is 43 years old and his hairline is shaped like a horseshoe, he looks as if he belongs in a beer-and-bowling league.
↵This has been SBN’s hourly reminder to our audience that curling is sexy as hell.

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