Tiger Woods Becomes a Ludacris Punchline

No one really knows what the next step is for Tiger Woods. His apology hasn’t really left us with any idea of what will happen in his future that is relevant to you, the sports fan. He hasn’t talked about a date for a return to the course. Instead, we’ve got people crying over his speech and PETA tweaking him with billboards. Oh, and Ludacris did this. (Video has lyrics that are NSFW):↵
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↵Excerpts of some of the highlights, if you can’t listen where you are right now:↵↵⇥Hey, this is Luda, OK? I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please take your name off your phone, um, my girl went through my cell phone and she may be calling you, so if you can please take your name off that and just have it as a number on the voice mail, OK? You’ve gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly.↵↵↵Hmmm, that sounds familiar.↵

↵↵⇥ So I’m just sitting in this rehab class.↵⇥
↵⇥Trying to get myself unhooked on a--.↵⇥
↵⇥So then my teacher asked me a question.↵⇥
↵⇥Like, “Ludacris, are you over there sexting?”↵↵↵And it kind of goes on from there, repeating the same jokes about flunking out of sex rehab. Oh, and you better believe this will not be the last rapper to go after Tiger. Download the track here.↵

↵↵(H/T to Black Sports Online)↵

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