Here's how SB Nation recommends you operate your television set on Saturday, February 27. All times EST.
↵Olympics
USA, 12:00 - Men's curling, bronze medal game. Sweden vs. Switzerland.
NBC, 1:00 - Daytime Olympics coverage, including men's speed skating team pursuit, men's snowboarding, and women's 30K cross-country.
CNBC, 6:00 - Men's curling, gold medal game. Canada vs. Norway.
NBC, 8:00 - Primetime Olympics coverage. Includes figure skating, men's slalom, and four-man bobsled.
MSNBC, 10:00 - Men's hockey. Finland and Slovakia compete for the bronze.
(A full schedule of Sunday's Olympic events can be found here. For further reading, check out our Winter Olympics section.)
NBA
NBA TV, 9:00 - Rockets at Jazz.
Food Network
Attractive woman shows you how to make the PERFECT appetizer for your child's birthday party (you do not have children),
NASCAR
ESPN2, 4:00 - Nationwide Series from Las Vegas. (By the way, our own Jeff Gluck is in Vegas and will be live blogging the event.)
History Channel
How to get your ghost to clean up after itself.
College basketball
CBS, 12:00 - Kentucky at Tennessee
ESPN, 12:00 - Michigan at Ohio State
ESPN, 2:00 - Texas at Texas A&M
CBS, 4:00 - Kansas at Oklahoma State
ESPN, 9:00 - Villanova at Syracuse
Public access
Man smiling proudly and holding up a sign with the address to his Hotmail account written in magic marker, a promotional video of your city that was filmed in 1989, old man throws pretzel.
