Don Cherry’s Suit Can Be Used To Clean Vinyls

Here’s CBC Olympic hockey commentator Don Cherry just before Sunday’s USA-Canada ahockeylypse. Don Cherry’s suit is made out of the material they use to make Crown Royal bags.

Don Cherry’s suit is useful for keeping your record collection in tip-top shape. Don Cherry’s suit was borrowed from the personal wardrobe of either Rod Steward or Boz Scaggs. The color of Don Cherry’s suit is appropriate given that his name is Don Cherry. I think that Don Cherry’s suit looks quite nice on him. Don Cherry’s suit was made by ripping out the floorboards of a 1992 Buick and sewing them together. Don Cherry’s suit is really something else! Don Cherry’s suit is good for brushing lint and cat hair off of suits, which is ironic given that it itself is a suit. Don Cherry’s suit is [Editor’s note: Jon Bois has now been fired. We at SB Nation apologize for his insufferably stupid commentary.]