Rudy Fernandez Is Dreamy, Dallas Women Are Drunk

This was a pretty amusing note from a Blazers-Mavericks game a few days ago. From the Oregonian:

↵↵During a timeout with 41 seconds left in regulation, two women walked onto the court and into the Trail Blazers huddle. One woman wrapped her arms around the waist of Blazers guard Rudy Fernandez from behind.
”I was surprised,’’ Fernandez said. “I was listening to the coach on the bench and behind me, she touches me and says, ‘Rudy, I love you. Nice to meet you. Good game.’

↵↵Afterward, Blazers guard Jerryd Bayless stated the obvious: “They were drunk, obviously ... once they got onto the court, I stepped back.”

↵But Bayless neglected to add the even more obvious point: “Rudy is just... Dreamy. As drunk as those women were, can you blame them for some innocent groping? That beard... The accent... I mean, dude. He’s Spanish.”

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