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Come Fan with UsTuesday, July 7, 2026

Ever Wondered What Gary Bettman’s E-Mail Looks Like?

Over at Down Goes Brown, a Toronto Maple Leafs Blog, they’ve got the answer, and it’s hilarious.

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↵Head over there to see the enlarged image, but here are a few highlights.

↵↵From Facebook: “The WNBA invited you to join the group “Leagues Nobody In the USA Cares About”

↵From Elisha Cuthbert: Two things. 1. That’s disgusting. 2. Yes, sometimes, but only with hockey players.

↵From David Stern: Our plan has been a complete success! You have done well, old friend...

↵From LinkedIn: Roger Goodell has declined your friend request.

↵↵His status on GChat? “Fiddling.” Perfect.

↵(HT: Andrew Bucholtz)

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