‘You Got Two Dollars Bill?’ Dikembe Mutombo Is Selling Scrap Metal!

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↵For years, I’ve fantasized about inviting a D-list celebrity to be a part of my wedding party. Right now, I’m leaning toward Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino of MTV’s Jersey Shore. Today, an appearance from him would run you about 50K, but in 5-10 years, when I get married? Situation is going to need money, and I’ll be right there with a $200 check and a rented tuxedo.

↵But then, who’d be more perfect than Mutombo? Think of his toast! And if he’s around for a scrap metal commercial, you’d have to think he’s up for anything. I mean, scrap metal?

↵But don’t snicker too loud—this probably isn’t a case of a broke athlete grasping for a few bucks. Like most things he does, I’d imagine the money from this will go to Mutombo’s charity.

↵(HT: Ball Don’t Lie)