Looking for hard-hitting analysis of who will win the Super Bowl? Then you’ve come to the wrong place. Because in case didn’t you hear, the Colts will win because they have Peyton Manning. Just like every year 2006. It’s Rule 101b of the NFL. And yes, as a corollary, the Saints will lose because they don’t have Peyton Manning.
Super Bowl Analysis: The Saints Don’t Have Peyton Manning
↵Although personally, I look forward to the year 2053, when scientists manage to clone a cryogenically frozen Peyton Manning. Then he’ll become even more ubiquitous, quarterbacking all 512 teams in the International National Football League of America And The Rest Of The World. At that point, Rule 101b will apply to everyone, so it will apply to no one. On any given Sunday, any team will be able to beat any other team. It will be glorious.
↵Until then, it’s enough to simply know which team Peyton Manning plays for. But, if you do prefer to know more and debating other knowledgeable fans is your thing, be sure to check out SB Nation’s Super Bowl game thread.
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