So Dan Patrick asks Greg Paulus ... well, you’ll see:
Greg Paulus Could Take Jimmy Clausen, Unless Jimmy Clausen Poisoned His Bangs
↵Patrick: Could you beat up Jimmy Clausen?
Paulus: [Laughs] Is this a fight? Is this a backyard fight?
Patrick: Yeah, if it was a fight to start.
Paulus: I would cheat and find a way to win.
Patrick: What about Tebow?
Paulus: Uh, you know, Tebow is a big guy.
↵EDSBS imagines the rest: “The match lasts three hours until Tom Zbikowski storms in, knocks both out, and then flexes while someone throws seventy yard TD passes over his unsuspecting head. ” Me, I think Paulus can more than hold his own as long as the rumble goes down in South Bend. Even close to 300 passing yards couldn’t save Clausen from the might of the Orange the last time they met there.
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