As a Cowboys fan, I’ve always had a love-hate relationship with Jerry Jones. As much as it helps to have a rich owner willing to break the bank for a Super Bowl, it’s infinitely more frustrating when that owner insists on making football decisions. Never forget: This man drafted Quincy Carter to play in the NFL.
Jerry Jones Gets Drunk, More Likable As He Bashes Tebow And Parcells
↵But yesterday, when this video emerged at Deadspin, I couldn’t help but smile. Say what you want about Jerry’s personnel decisions, but he’s a YEEHAW!, no-apologies, T-and-A-lovin, Johnnie Walker guzzlin’, God Blessed Amurrrican.
↵And he’s also the only NFL person so far with enough balls to say what everyone’s thinking about Tim Tebow (albeit in a drunken slur):
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↵Now, just for the record, does Jerry have any idea what he’s talking about? ... Hell no! He drafted Quincy Carter! But it’s still high entertainment. A few of the profane and/or inaudible insights:
↵↵Jerry Jones: Romo was a miracle.
↵Patron #1: It was a miracle, wasn’t it?
↵JJ: He almost never got in, and he almost was gone. Tebow would never…
↵Patron #2: What if you were the Jaguars or... Would you just, just draft him and sell f—ing jerseys?
↵JJ: That’s the only reason I brought in Bill Parcells.
↵Patron #2: What, you, you wouldn’t take Tebow in the third round?
↵JJ: Why? He’d never get on the field. I can’t get him out there.
↵[Laughter]
↵JJ: I can’t get him out there.
↵↵Also enjoyed that he calls Romo a “miracle” and says Bill Parcells — the man responsible for bringing Romo in and ultimately giving him a chance — is “not worth a shit.” Of course, he follows that up with, “I love him.” YEEHAW.
↵Take every caricature you’ve ever seen of Jerry Jones, and multiply it by two. That’s this video. And suddenly, I think I love the man...
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