Joslyn James Continues to Tail Tiger Woods, Create Local News Hilarity

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↵Joslyn James, one of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses, is continuing her World Tiger Tour. After stripping at a club near Augusta during The Masters, James will bring her act to Charlotte, North Carolina when Woods plays Quail Hollow April 29-May 2. (James’ appearances will be April 30 and May 1 at Uptown Cabaret, just a short walk across the street from this blogger’s desk.)↵↵Now, this is whatever. She wants some attention. She’s getting it. Whether she keeps following him around the country is largely irrelevant to me, except that I hope it keeps spurring this sentence -- or ones like it -- at the end of every local news story, as it did in today’s Charlotte Observer:↵

↵↵⇥James has appeared in movies such as “Big Breasted Nurses” and “Porn Star Brides.”↵↵↵Oh! That Joslyn James. I want to know how the writer picked these titles specifically and not such critically acclaimed films as “Big Tops 2,” “Mayhem Explosions 8,” or “Lex Steele XXX 9.” Maybe the writer is just biased against sequels.↵

↵↵Is there any value added to even listing these titles? Yes, the value added is my amusement. There’s something hilarious about watching this sentence go into print for every newspaper -- and only amplified by the fact that some poor copy editor had to go to Google and fact check those titles, scrolling through a list of illustrious (and obviously NSFW) titles on IMDB.↵

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