Your Television Loves You: What To Watch On Saturday, April 17

NBA Playoffs (Game 1)
3:00, ABC - Bulls at Cavs.
5:30, ESPN - Bucks at Hawks.
8:00, ESPN - Heat at Celtics.
10:30, ESPN - Jazz at Nuggets.

NHL Playoffs (Game 2)
1:00. NBC - Bruins at Sabres.
7:00, Versus - Canadiens at Capitals.
10:00, CBC - Kings at Canucks.

Baseball
4:00, FOX - White Sox at Indians, Giants at Dodgers, or Mets at Cardinals.

MMA
9:00, CBS - Strikeforce: Nashville. Middleweight championship (Shields vs. Henderson), lightweight championship (Melendez vs. Aoki), and light heavyweight championship (Mousasi vs. Lawai).
2:00, Spike (repeat) - UFC Unleashed marathon. MMA without leashes? Seems like a pretty swell idea to me!

Boxing
9:30, HBO - Middleweight fight. Pavlik vs. Martinez.

NASCAR
3:30, ESPN2 - O'Reilly 300 (Nationwide Series race).

Other
12:00, History Channel - History of the Freemasons. This special will debunk some claims (Freemasons do not transform into a jug of milk when threatened), and validate others (Freemasons are nice people once you get to know them; Freemasons are immortal).
8:00, MSNBC - Lockup marathon. Watch as a government institution turns bad people into worse people for a profit!
8:00, TruTV - Most Shocking (surveillance footage of a robbery), Least Shocking (surveillance footage of old man throwing pretzel).