If I didn’t think Myron Rolle was awesome, I’d simply write, “Presented without comment: Myron Rolle, NFL Draft prospect.”
Myron Rolle, This Is America: Only Wankers Wear Ascots
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↵The photo above is from an interview with ESPN, where Rolle explains that “it’s called a cravat in Oxford, and an ascot in America. I wore this every week for Formal Hall dinners.” And... Someone needs an intervention.
↵Because Myron Rolle should be better than this. He’s an ass-kicker on the football field, and—literally—a budding neuroscientist off it. We hear cliches like “he’s got 4.0 and a fast 40 time!” but this guy actually left Florida State and went to Oxford. That’s pretty damn awesome.
↵So, with the utmost respect, Myron: Take off that Goddamn ascot. You’re in America again. The only men that can get away with wearing an ascot without looking pretentious are Elton John, and Jay-Z. You’re not gay and British and/or Jay-Z, are you? No? Then let’s nip this in the bud before you hit the NFL.
↵No ascots, please. You’ll thank us later.
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