Poll: What Is Michael Jordan Telling Gerald Wallace?

↵ OPTION 1: Dwight’s in foul trouble, so you got to take the ball to the rack to get him out of the game. We need this one.

↵OPTION 2: Dude, that thing you called a “dunk attempt” was pathetic. Back in my day, I was dunking on Shaq, Zo, Robert Parish, Dave Corzine, Mark Eaton - real centers, not these smallball pretenders. I had better dunks during games than you did in the Dunk Contest.

↵OPTION 3: Listen, I know this is a weird time to tell you this, but I’m having an afterparty at this club in downtown Charlotte. Bring your posse, man. They gotta meet Air Jordan and my man Oak. Gotta party in style, you know?

↵OPTION 4: I got 50 Gs on us, so you gotta step it up. I can’t lose any money to Barkley.

↵OPTION 5: So I was thinking me, you and the Dukie got to get together for a game of H.O.R.S.E. I got a score to settle.

↵What say you?