With LeBron James nursing a sore elbow, the entire basketball world was hanging on his every word during Tuesday night’s postgame press conference. Even the hint of an injury to King James has NBA fans everywhere holding their breath. Thankfully, now there’s a Twitter account with updates from James’ elbow, itself:
Fake Scoop: LeBron’s Elbow? No, The Elbow Patches Are The Problem
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↵I told them I'm fine, but they keep poking me and putting me in machines. All they're going to find is awesomeness. -- @LeBronsElbow
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↵But aside from the questions about James’ injury, there was also this: What the hell was he wearing? Is that a bathrobe? Below, Fake Scoop Jackson checks in as SB Nation’s acting fashion correspondent:
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↵Dog. Lebron’s elbow? Nah, elbow patches. We over here talkin’ ‘bout elbow patches.
↵Someone get Hov on line one. He needs to talk to his boy... Streets is Watching your style ‘Bron, and we’re not Feelin’ It. You’re trying to Change the Game with some cream-colored cardigans. But you need to Stick to the Script. Oh, You Don’t Know? You’re Guilty Until Proven Innocent in Uncle Scoop’s court. Can I Get A...
↵Can’t see ‘em comin down my eyes, so I gotta let the blog cry.
↵Jigga What, Jigga Who?
↵Elbow patches and a cardigan. I thought this was America, people. S. M. H.
↵(HT: Bullsblogger for the photo)
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